Tuesday A/V (Friday Edition): The Marvelously Inappropriate Miss Piggy Sums It All Up

I never thought Miss Piggy would deliver what would amount to my new, inappropriate theme song in life, but alas, she has. And I treasure it enough to share with you all.

Boys - this one is for you (especially Joe Clarke, whose face I can see right now as he watches this). The audio is absolutely NSFW, but it is required viewing.

Enjoy, and take her advice.

(p.s. - I also never thought Loretta Swit would make a cameo in my new inappropriate theme song in life either...but alas, these are the times we live in.)